...In Just One Day
"Stop licking your brother!"
"Don't step in your poop!"
"Stop tracking pasta into the family room."
"Spit out that sticker."
"Your trains have to find a new home."
Having a two-year-old is hilarious and makes you say the strangest things, because they do things you could have never imagined.
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal." -Bill Cosby