...In Just One Day
"Stop licking your brother!"
"Don't step in your poop!"
"Stop tracking pasta into the family room."
"Spit out that sticker."
"Your trains have to find a new home."
Having a two-year-old is hilarious and makes you say the strangest things, because they do things you could have never imagined.
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"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal." -Bill Cosby
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